overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
remember when orlando bloom was on the graham norton show and graham was reading to him posts that people had made on a forum about him? i do.
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window
we’ve got that in england too but we call them chavs
hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.
I am not anti-social, I am selectively social.
23-24/? photos of this Romanian angel Sebastian Stan (✿ ♥‿♥)
- Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
- Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
- Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORISTS IN OUR PROGRAM.
- *In the background*
- Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
- Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D